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A surname given to a person of royal decent from the German town, Eppelsheim.
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A "Crimson Mushroom" is given to an unsuspecting person by removing one's flaccid penis from one's trousers and slap..
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Small shit-soiled pieces of toilet paper that become tangled in ass hair.
"I've got a nest of Ass Cookie Susan, so before you..