Loozard

What is Loozard?


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When someone has a weird body set temperature plus they're geeky about it like wearing fanny packs with panchos rolled up in them in case it rains in New Mexico or being deathly afraid of not having a gallon of smart water and small satchel of smelling salts in case it gets over 69 degrees fahrenheit.

Me: Can we just turn the notch up on the heater to like a kinkier better warmer average temperature above this current 68 so we don't have to heat bricks by the fire and put them in our mocassins and roll in whale blubber to stay alive in our own home?

Mom: No

Me: Loozard...

Mom: Don't say that. That's mean. WWJD lol

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