What is Loper?
1.
Someone suffering, by no fault of his own, from male pattern baldness.
That brother is wearing a hat to cover his bald spot; he's a loper big-time.
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2.
A person who you are hooking up with or flirting with unbeknownst to the general public/your friends. Usually facilitated through sketchy text messages.
Dude, she is texting her loper.
Why are you leaving the party early, to meet up with your loper?
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3.
From North County San diego.
It means someone who is chill and just lopes it hard. A loper can also be a party with strickly the bros and the danks..
yeah man that guy is chill, hes definatley a loper.
Yeah dude cruise over were just haveing a loper at my house.
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4.
Someone who lives, or was born in, Michigan's Lower Penninsula. The opposite of
"You don't know your way around the Escanaba? You must be a Loper."
