What is Lopezed?
1.
The act of someone altering your ideals of beauty by being attractive in so many ways, including physically, as to redefine beauty for you entirely; The act of being humbled with respect to your superficial manners of categorizing and simplifying the world around you using arbitrary standards (and asinine statements) which have no real relationship to reality, true desire or appreciation of beauty; the act of admitting that, no matter what ideals of beauty one holds true in general, most of the time the greatest beauties that are expeerinced in life are those which challenge prefabricated, prescriptive and ultimately limiting ideals.
A foolish young woman was lopezed by a dashing man who wore a funny helmet when he rode his bike through center city traffic at rush hour.
2.
When you either are driving your daddy/granddaddy/or uncles whip, and a cop pulls you over, and you haven't obtained or do not have your state issued Drivers License on you. And as a consiquence the police officer foricibly makes you show your pubic hair as proof of age.
Micah got lopezed last week and his court date is on thursday
Left Eye Lopez got lopezed
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