Loping The Mule

What is Loping The Mule?

Jacking off. Chocking the chicken. spanking the monkey. pumping your pud. Chaseing the weasel. beating your meat.

Last night I woke up and she was lopeing my mule. It spit at her and she spit back.

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The act of using one's hand on the penis as a way of acheiving climax.

AKA: spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, slapping the salomi, etc.

Between study breaks, Jay like to lope his mule to relieve tension.

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