What is Lopkin?
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The act of wearing a knitted sweater with the image of a kitty playing with a yarn ball, or just a really lame knitted sweater. The kind that you get for Christmas and your like "Ohh thats an awesome knitted sweater" and then proceed to hide it in the back of your closet.
Jamie look at that kid over there he is totally lopkined out. kitty sweater
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A penis under four inches in length during erection. Refers to the child in the Mazda zoom-zoom commercials.
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Overflow of pubic hair sticking out of the sides of a woman's panties.
Dude, she needed a trim so bad, it looked like Neil Young S..
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to grip the tip of one's penis between two fingers
man those two kids are some serious tip grippers.
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