What is Loptarded?
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An amalgamation of the words "lopsided" and "retarded". This describes a thing that is so completely out of place or alignment that it screws up the entire picture. Usually contributed to laziness.
You're going to have to redo your website, because your margins are all loptarded in Firefox.
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Something that is tilted and or uneven
Dude, that guy's cock is so loptarded u know he aint got no bitch!
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a man having the baby of another man via his anus.
john had bobby's anal child after a night of wild homo sex..
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slang for testicles or balls. Common abbrevation is UHI.
Man my urban heat island is freezing out here!
Good lord, my UHI, is sweaty!..