What is Loptarded?
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An amalgamation of the words "lopsided" and "retarded". This describes a thing that is so completely out of place or alignment that it screws up the entire picture. Usually contributed to laziness.
You're going to have to redo your website, because your margins are all loptarded in Firefox.
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Something that is tilted and or uneven
Dude, that guy's cock is so loptarded u know he aint got no bitch!
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When one has hit rock bottom and keeps digging deeper. Like ski-jumper Matti Nykänen, big in the 1980's, but who lost it all and is..