What is Loptarded?
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An amalgamation of the words "lopsided" and "retarded". This describes a thing that is so completely out of place or alignment that it screws up the entire picture. Usually contributed to laziness.
You're going to have to redo your website, because your margins are all loptarded in Firefox.
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Something that is tilted and or uneven
Dude, that guy's cock is so loptarded u know he aint got no bitch!
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a musical note, later turned to a threat.
I'll give you an asswhompin'!..
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Sticking your penis, including the testicals into the anal cavaty of a hobbit/dwarf/midget.
Johnny Knoxville was balls deep in a midget..
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A Z-list celebrity, one who is microfamous or has achieved the least possible fame achievable.
"Yeah so I ran into that Leonardo D..
