What is Loptarded?
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An amalgamation of the words "lopsided" and "retarded". This describes a thing that is so completely out of place or alignment that it screws up the entire picture. Usually contributed to laziness.
You're going to have to redo your website, because your margins are all loptarded in Firefox.
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Something that is tilted and or uneven
Dude, that guy's cock is so loptarded u know he aint got no bitch!
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phone sex by means of text message
funny how your girlfriend always wants to texticulate when you're out with the boys!
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Weed that will get the smoker high in one hit. Usually very expensive, but worth it.
Come to the party, we gonna get some one hit quit ..
