What is Loptarded?
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An amalgamation of the words "lopsided" and "retarded". This describes a thing that is so completely out of place or alignment that it screws up the entire picture. Usually contributed to laziness.
You're going to have to redo your website, because your margins are all loptarded in Firefox.
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Something that is tilted and or uneven
Dude, that guy's cock is so loptarded u know he aint got no bitch!
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invitation to go to ones home for an evening of rough sex.
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