Lorch

What is Lorch?


1.

Any one of a hybrid species of indigestible poisons found in the eastern United States. It typically has the appearance of a half-eaten feces sample encased in regurgitated meatloaf. Although it may appear to be horrid, ugly, violent, and sluggishly stupid, looks in this case are not deceiving in the least. A lorch was last spotted in the United States, where it reportedly tried to defecate upon a rose petal and subsequently fainted of rectal hemmhoraging.

A lorch, upon seeing its reflection in a pond, may suddenly lose its petals and morph into acidic yeast mold.


90

Random Words:

1. A truly gifted and amazing crime writer from Galway, Ireland. His prose is simply amazing. His Jack Taylor novels are a delightfully dar..
1. 1. Annoying; Obnoxious 2. Darn 1. Jaccob, you are such a qevnsoks. 2. Aww Qevnsoks See darn, annoying, obnoxious, dang, it 1. 1. A..
1. a word meaning crazy and drunk. the man was a bit drifty last night. See drunk, crazy, clean 2. A word which is said when you see a ..