Lord

What is Lord?


1.

Lord Of Ring Damage. Term attributable to losing money while managing a trading portfolio, usually associated with fixed price commodities. Analogous to taking it up the butt, a painful experience that can lead to rectal dysfunction or anal damage.

Losing money on a stock portfolio, being dealt a poor hand of cards, a bad punt, a lost bet. Associated with any activity that loses money.

2.

A man of noble rank in a monarchy. Historically, lords governed land for the king under the feudalsystem, and thus served to provide for the people. Now, the title is just ceremonial, a figurehead.

All the same, "lord" (or "lady") can refer to somebody who is very skilled at something.

The female counterpart of a lord is a lady, being either the wife of a lord or a woman who holds the position of a lord in her own right.

In other European languages, the equivalent to "lord" is used as the form of address for men; Dominus, Signore, Señor, Monsieur, Herr, etc.

See lord, lady, domina, herr, madame, señor, señora, pan, pani

3.

a guy who is the f*cking coolest person to ever be...not to mention he is straighter than an arrow and the girls throw themselves at him

wow...that kid is really lord tonight...wish i could be like that!

See c

4.

Can vary to encompass a number of things from people that make stupid decisions to pot-bellied africans that are living off the fat of the land to that guy that gets punched in the balls when he is blacked out and sneaks into a bar for the third time on St. Patrick's Day.

God, Chids is such a lord, he always gets blacked out and fight with stray cats.

Jesus, what a lord! How can you not know if you have herpes or not!

See loser, fag, idiot, moron, imbicile, stupido

5.

from "gaylord".

The master of all gays.

Look at that lord, mincing down the road

6.

a poncey twit. imagine 10 lords a leaping. now imagine how fucking stupid they look. Michael Flatley is the Lord of the dance. get it? Can be either a man or woman.

wait, he uses a cigarette holder?! what a lord!

7.

Cool

Awesome

Unbelievable

"Jesus is Lord."

"Yo, check this shit out! It's TOTALLY lord!"


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