Lord Almighty

What is Lord Almighty?


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noun

also known as God, Jesus, Allah, Yahweh, etc.

1) an omniscient and omnipotent being that created the world yet cannot deal with that pimple on his backside, the devil, without a massive loss of life according to Christians

2) an ejaculation of surprise or anger or other such emotion, commonly used by stereotypical black servants in old movies

1) Some people say that the Lord Almighty is everywhere. This means that He is in your mother's vagina and up your asshole at the same time.

2) "Lord Almighty! I do declare, Mistress Scarlett, today's going to be a scorcher!"


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