Lord Baconus

What is Lord Baconus?


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Leader of House Bacon on the Battle for Breakfast against House Toast. Armed with the frying pan Lord Baconus is truly a worthy foe.

After Lord Toastal struck down Lord Baconus with the toaster, Lord Baconus swore his revenge.


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