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the act of splitting one's cock with a wedge, or when one chick is so unfuckable that you would rather have your cock split in two...
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Masturbation, because every time you do it God magically kills a puppy.
Today I cast three puppy magic spells. All were successful. A..
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a pathetic attempt by Michael to spell the word origami(ous) or maybe oregon(ous) --- who knows. Im baffled.
Assow... you take link, w..