What is Lord Egg?
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The recipient of a large volume of crap (or "dog eggs")on their chest or face.
"I once met that *** ****** from that TV quiz program, and she asked me to play Lord Egg. I declined, but I was awoken at 3 in the morning to see her squatting over my chest and snipping off a length of bumrope"
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sunless tanning in a booth (not spray on or lotion).
look how red she is, its january, she obviously fake-baked...