What is L'oreality?
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An alternate universe in which the speaker truly is "worth it", despite being dumb, fat and ugly. Can be magically invoked by the purchase of overpriced cosmetics.
BillyJane: Ohhhhhh i'm just so cute, my new eyeshadow makes my butt soooo much smaller!!1!
BillyBob: Yeah, must be nice living in your l'oreality. Have fun.
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Eating the mixture of pubic hairs and dried semen from your sexual partner's under-carriage.
"Oh God, eat my Russian Noodle S..