L'oreality

What is L'oreality?

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An alternate universe in which the speaker truly is "worth it", despite being dumb, fat and ugly. Can be magically invoked by the purchase of overpriced cosmetics.

BillyJane: Ohhhhhh i'm just so cute, my new eyeshadow makes my butt soooo much smaller!!1!

BillyBob: Yeah, must be nice living in your l'oreality. Have fun.

See l'oreal, retail therapy, fashion victim, confused, stupid
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