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When you take a hit off a bong with your head slanted to your right like a retard.
My friend took a crackhead hit and couldn't hit..
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The act of accidentally sending a half written text message.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I premature etextulated:
She: hey ..
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Lesbians... says it all.
Melissa Etheridge and Rosie O' Donnell are "lick'em sisters".......