Loren Evans

What is Loren Evans?

A person who has many fetishes, including dwarf, turban and amputee fetishes. Also, enjoys turning every sentence into a sexual thought

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Swonging

1. The act in which a boy manipulates his pubic hair with his own semen. Dude, What r u doing I'm swonging man, jeez Oh, sweet See..

Play The B-side

1. Essentially, anal sex. A crude and somewhat chauvinistic analogy which compares making love to a girl to playing a record. The a-side ..

Koofy Smack

1. n; A more detailed and humiliating variation of the bitch slap in which you put baby powder (or some other light powder-like substance) ..

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