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The white, viscous fluid that arises from a mans cock end. jizz, or cock glue.
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A personal temperature gauge. Every male has one.
"I stuck my dickometer in that bitch to see how hot she was."
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To take a piss of epic proportions
Yo man i gotta go unleash the hydra il be back in an hour!
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