What is Loren Groves?
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entry one: The sweetest guy in the world
entry two: Lead singer of San Jose based band "Story Told"
entry three: My official adopted older brother, hope he doesn't mind
entry four: The coolest man in the bay area.
entry five: Hot guy who doesn't wear underwear that often.
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Mother Thereasa...with a penis.
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