Lorenzo Mata

What is Lorenzo Mata?


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A forward on the UCLA Bruins basketball team. He is one of the Top 5 ugliest college basketball players of all time and is the epitome of a poser with two armbands, a wrist band,and a headband. He also has a nose which looks like it has been smashed with a crowbar many times.

"Oh my, does that player have a nose disease?"

"No, that's just Lorenzo Mata. He's a huge tool."

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