Lorenzo Mata

What is Lorenzo Mata?


1.

A forward on the UCLA Bruins basketball team. He is one of the Top 5 ugliest college basketball players of all time and is the epitome of a poser with two armbands, a wrist band,and a headband. He also has a nose which looks like it has been smashed with a crowbar many times.

"Oh my, does that player have a nose disease?"

"No, that's just Lorenzo Mata. He's a huge tool."

See ucla, bruins, mata


67

Random Words:

1. 1. When a woman's vagina is fat and the lips of the labia and swollen or fatter than usual, and one can see through clothing..ie. s..
1. When your woman wants too much sex and your penis has been bruised irreversibly resulting in excrutiating pain and lack of performance. ..
1. 1.basically a Homosexual (guy1)"Why don't you think im hot?" (guy2)"Because im not that colourful" See gay, ..