What is Lorne Spicer?
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A Lorne Spicer is a fat pointless cunt who seems to think the BBC owes her a living.
Even though she has no talent whatsoever,who seems to spend all her time on shitty daytime tv shows persuading members of the public to sell their valuable antiques at some crappy general sale auction, thus recieving peanuts for their items.
All so they can pay for a day out somewhere.
Tube Passenger: excuse me train guard, someone has done some explosive diorhrea all over the seat.
Tube guard: Its ok sir, i have inspected it closely, and it turns out it's just Lorne Spicer sitting on the seat, on her way to do another tv show.
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