Lorts

What is Lorts?

5 times the amount of "lots". Often used when describing how much pizza will be eaten during a bout of hardcore gaming.

"Damn Bitch, I just ate LORTS of pizza and mowed that sucker with my .50 cal Hax0r."

See lot, lots, gaming, games, lol, loller

Napoda

1. The act of getting absolutely wasted and losing ones wallet/passport/phone etc. Frequently followed the next morning by frantic phone ca..

Ball Glaze

1. British. Pre-ejaculate; gleet. Pressed against that schoolgirl's hip on the axle seat of the 57, I'm ashamed to say I involun..

Ol' Lady

1. A girlfriend/wife or someones mother. Das ya ol' lady huh?! Nah, my ol' lady won't let me. See ol' lady, ol, ole ..

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