Los Altos

What is Los Altos?


1.

a town in northern cali where most of the people have no souls, but lots of cash.

people in los altos only have money, not a soul.

See los altos, lame, cash, broccoli

2.

Little town where all the expensive shops close by 5. Home of the rich and of a few homeless people who everyone knows by name.

Everyone knows everyone else, and its generally really boring. Lots of drugs, lots of sex, and lots of adultery.

Means "the stops" in Spanish. As in, everyone stops in Los Altos to laugh at all the retired folks who blew all their cash on an expensive house and now have to cut out coupons to pay for food.

Los Altos, Palo Alto, Los Gatos, Portola Valley, and Woodside are in the Bay Area. Everyone wants to live there.

See los altos, bay area, yay area


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