What is Los Banos?
1.
Los Banos is located at 37°3'44" North, 120°50'39" West (37.062356, -120.844174)1.
Los Banos is a town saturated with people that think high school are the best years of their lives. They think that the amount of alcohol they drink is indicative of how cool they are. This town is small, close minded, and inbred. Located in the San Joaquin Valley, Los Banos enjoys 100 degree summer days. Often called "The Bathrooms" because of a rought translation to english. This however is an insult to bathrooms, as nothing is shittier than Los Banos, Ca.
Person 1 - Have you been to Los Banos?
Person 2 - Yeah, it fucking sucks.
2.
A flat, Wild West Central California town that is home to many farmers, farmworkers, steakhouses, and cows. Children raised here rarely stay, but return at holidays and connect with each other at local bars. It does not have any pet psychics or cosmetic surgeons, but this does not diminish its inherent value or capacity to inspire its more creative and intelligent residents. As a result of their own shame and self-loathing, many of its former residents feel compelled to insult it, often while using poor spelling and inappropriate verb tenses.
Person 1: Los Banos sucks.
Person 2: What are you really saying?
Person 3: Deep down, I loathe myself.
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