Los Osos

What is Los Osos?


1.

More stoners and pot growers per capita that pretty much anywhere else in the world.

Los Osos, although a small town, is a major agricultural mecca. ;)

2.

Los Osos is a small beach town in Central Coast California on the back side of Morro Bay. It is completly populated by stoners and retired old people. The most common place to hang out is Ralphs and steal candy from the bulk candy isle or rite aid and get ice cream. Occasionally we pass our time by breaking curfew and wandering aimless-ly around town and harassing people's houses you dislike. Chances are most people you come across can not drive because they are old or high. Everyone spends their whole life bitching about hating this town and wanting to leave, but eventually end up back here because they miss it.

I spent most of my high school years wandering around Los Osos and wreaking havoc in the middle of the night.

See dull, quiet, ralphs, retired

3.

Bearer bonds

Stock broker term for bogus bonds.


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