Lose A Few Pounds

What is Lose A Few Pounds?


1.

1. When one needs to defecate, and it feels as if it will be some kind of a record. Weight loss occurs by way of the shit being transferred from the large intestine to the toilet, resulting in a significant loss of weight. May be calculated with more accuracy by replacing said toilet with a produce scale.

"Man, I'm going to the bathroom to lose a few pounds. It might be some kind of a record!"

"Ummm yeah, I just lost about 7 pounds in that bathroom, so I'm warning you: You might need to wear a chemical mask."

See weight watchers, take a dump


58

Random Words:

1. An alcohalic drink, generally served as a shot. While the exact recipe may vary slightly depending upon where it is being served it typi..
1. (n.) One acting so ridiculous he is no longer merely a dousche, but a dousche of a much higher degree. He stole my hat, so I told him h..
1. A master craftsman of the corn variety. Creates masterful corn with ease "Watch out, Cornsmith!!" "I am a master corns..