Lose-lose

What is Lose-lose?


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Noun. Name for a person. Used as in "You're a lose-lose." A person whom, with them, everything is a "lose-lose situation."

(NOTE: A "lose-lose situation" is the opposite of a "win-win situation.")

... After Joe and Bob are busted for possession of marijuana and cited by the police (but not arrested because the amount was too little), the following conversation occurs:

Joe: "We can go back to my house or we can smoke the rest of my stash of pot." :)

Bob: "Honestly Joe, if we go back to your house, we'll get in trouble because the cops already called your parents, and your 'pot stash' is too small to get high off of. Goddammit, you're such a LOSE-LOSE! Everything with you is a lose-lose situation!" >:(

Joe: "Yeah, you're right; I suck." :(

See lose-lose, loser, idiot, moron, stupid, pot, high, cops


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