Loss Of Sense Edit Meaning

1. How to count to ten, dumbass. Child: mommy! 12345678910! Mommy: wow timmy! You can count! See number, counting, one, two, three, four..

1. Really drunk and cannot get up I feel so Zambonied..... See drunk, intoxicated, drink, ice, hockey, drinking, alcohol..

1. a paragraph that makes as much sense forwards as backwards SARAH PALIN: "That's why I say I, like every American I'm sp..