What is Lost Control?
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When you are playing a game and suddenly your mouse flies away. Infuriated, you stand up and piss all over your keyboard. The pressure from the urine hitting the keys will always type out "im losing control!!!". Sometimes there can be more or less exclamation marks depending on how fast you piss.
you remember that guy who takes 2 second piss? Ya he lost control the other day and hit at least 9001 exclamation marks.
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While on the bus, you spot a quarter and mention it to the drunk old man besides you. He eyes it for a long while. When you leave, he fi..
