What is Lost Dutchman?
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When a married man loses his wedding ring inside a prostitute's ass. The act is not completed until the man sheepishly retrieves his ring.
When Tom could not explain to his wife where his ring was, he realized that he had to complete the final stage of the Lost Dutchman.
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