What is Lost Dutchman?
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When a married man loses his wedding ring inside a prostitute's ass. The act is not completed until the man sheepishly retrieves his ring.
When Tom could not explain to his wife where his ring was, he realized that he had to complete the final stage of the Lost Dutchman.
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Action of giving the w*nk*r signal to some1 with your middle finger extended
Usually seen at sporting events accompanied with the quote..