Lost The Game

What is Lost The Game?


1.

Said when one loses the unwinable game,

origins of "the game" are unknown but can be dated back to AT LEAST the 1950's. the rules of the game are as follows

1) once you hear the second and third rule you are playing the game NO EXCEPTION!!

2) IF you think about you have lost the game, you must then forget about the game after 15 mins, if you think about the game again you have once again lost the game (and so on and so forth)

3) when you have lost the game you must announce to everyone else that is playing the game stating your losing status (i lost the game) thus making them think about and lose the game

this game must be handled with GREAT care as it will take over your life, there is no way around the game, you think about you lose, people stop trying to make loopholes...there is none!

mwahahahaha you are now playing/losing the game

Example one (as it is starting)

Erika: "did you see the number 23 last night, its obsessive"

Emma: "damn you i lost the game"

Erika : "oh hahahaha i lost the game"

Example two (when it is starting to take over your life)

Erika: "i cant belive its not butter"

Emma: "i cant belive i lost the game"

Erika : "i lost the game"

Example three (you are now completly obsessed)

Erika: "hi emma"

Emma : "i lost the game"

Erika : "i lost the game...."

See erika, mark, eamonn, the game, bucket, hate, love, obsession, jessica alba, damn you, marmalade, playing, losing, carrick, printer, butter, vinger, fancy, walk, speak, think, insanity, hi, i, great, care, loophole, sabrina the teenage witch, primo, 15 minutes, life, three

2.

Said when one loses the unwinable game,

origins of "the game" are unknown but can be dated back to AT LEAST the 1950's. the rules of the game are as follows

1) once you hear the second and third rule you are playing the game NO EXCEPTION!!

2) IF you think about you have lost the game, you must then forget about the game after 15 mins, if you think about the game again you have once again lost the game (and so on and so forth)

3) when you have lost the game you must announce to everyone else that is playing the game stating your losing status (i lost the game) thus making them think about and lose the game

this game must be handled with GREAT care as it will take over your life, there is no way around the game, you think about you lose, people stop trying to make loopholes...there is none!

mwahahahaha you are now playing/losing the game

Example one (as it is starting)

Erika: "did you see the number 23 last night, its obsessive"

Emma: "damn you i lost the game"

Erika : "oh hahahaha i lost the game"

Example two (when it is starting to take over your life)

Erika: "i cant belive its not butter"

Emma: "i cant belive i lost the game"

Erika : "i lost the game"

Example three (you are now completly obsessed)

Erika: "hi emma"

Emma : "i lost the game"

Erika : "i lost the game...."

See erika, mark, eamonn, the game, bucket, hate, love, obsession, jessica alba, damn you, marmalade, playing, losing, carrick, printer, butter, vinger, fancy, walk, speak, think, insanity, hi, i, great, care, loophole, sabrina the teenage witch, primo, 15 minutes, life, three


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