Lostpristinity

What is Lostpristinity?


1.

A woman of short stature but of curvacous features. Her large breasts make her an optimal sex toy for many men. The Rampage, which doesnt go after many females, will apparently hump this specimen. Although a very sexual creature, the LostPristinity has common sense and is considered "smart". If coming across this creature, you do not have to approach with caution. She WILL sex anyone.

Why cant you be more like a LostPristinity? Im sure a LostPristinity would stick it there!

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Chris favourite toy.


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