Lotion

What is Lotion?


1.

that which belongs in the basket-and-I stress this highly- if one refuses to put the lotion where it belongs, one WILL get the hose. Also, before placing it in said basket, it should be rubbed on the skin.

I'd fuck me

See hot sauce

2.

a cheap, inexpensive lubricant used for jacking off.

As he popped the porn movie in the dvd player, he reached for the hand lotion. . .

3.

What makes something slippery and SOFT.

UR COCK

Instead of going barehanded and making it hard, i used LOTION

4.

A Topical Analgesic.

Hey buddy, I could use some of that lotion over there. I need a topical analgesic to soothe my boils!

5.

A male/female usually a victim of fashion, often sporting a "Fin" haircut and in full on cases of Lotion, with shiny skin as the result of covering themselves in tanning oil hence the derivation of the term.

This bar is full of Lotions.

Lotion bastard.

See Bix

6.

another word for semen

"What u doin?"

"makin some lotion ;)"

7.

mullets, suit jackets and ripped jeans, usually go's to toni and guy for an obscure 80's haircut.

david beckham

See Craig


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