Lotion Booger

What is Lotion Booger?


1.

The semi solid mass that forms in the dispenser, which must be picked out of the first squirt of suntan lotion, moisturizer, etc. Consistency is such that it is reminicient of a booger.

Lori: Rub this on my back.

Todd: Flip over.

Lori: Gross! I can feel the lotion booger on my shoulder!

Todd: Ugh! *flick*

See booger, snot, lotion, clot, viscuous

2.

The ball of dried lotion that shoots out of the bottle when you attempt to dispense the lotion.

I went to pump some Vaseline Intensive Care, and a giant lotion booger squirted out.

See lotion, booger, plug, ball

3.

Small, booger-like pieces that form when lotion dries on the edge/ inner cap of a lotion bottle. These annoying little bits sometimes get mixed with the good lotion in the bottle, or fall into your hands.

Rakisha: Sheniqua, do you have any lotion? I believe my knees are getting a bit ashy.

Sheniqua: Why yes I do, but it seems that it has been tainted with several lotion boogers.

Rakisha: What a pitty!

See lotion, booger, boogre, boogers, ashy


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