Lotion Cake

What is Lotion Cake?


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a piece of ham on top of a cracker smothered in a layer of lotion. good for the soul

" hey can i have one of dem lotion cakez?"

"notta day all out."

"fuck you"

"bye"

See lotion, cakes, ham, smothered, brady, shit


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