Lotion Man Edit Meaning

1. A fail in which a sexually retarded man asks if his girlfriend would like to be hand cuffed. This is caused by a blood rush to areas tha..

1. a combination of a huge vagina and a little penis. "oh my god did you see Christine's potsweeney, that shit was messed up&quo..

1. 1. (n) An incredibly horny and perverse male virgin. Man, that guy is such a Zenthor, he had sex with his modem!..