Lotion Sack

What is Lotion Sack?


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to place a warm, sandwich sized bag full of lotion in between your couch cushions; and, proceeding to make love to it.

My date flaked out on me tonight. I think I'm going to have to lotion sack it. 30 seconds in the microwave, and I won't even remember her name.

See jerkins


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