Lotionize Edit Meaning

1. Getting so drunk that you pull out your credit card when the doorman at a bar asks for your ID. Being so wasted that you use a potato ch..

1. Breath that smells or tastes exactaly like ones asshole. No verification required by me on the taste & smell. I'll take your wo..

1. 1. The noise you make when someone drops an ice cube in your pants. Or you find the Holy Spirit. Whichever. 2. A long, drawn-out pleasu..