Lotionize Edit Meaning

1. To lick the very top of the ass crack. (Think of a plummer's ass when fixing your pipes.) Gary finished his blumpkin off with perf..

1. The best excuse to justify drinking/getting wasted whenever, wherever. Also works for "It's 4:20 somewhere" (although ne..

1. The scientific law maintaining that you can only do something not stupid for so long. Inferring that no matter how well things are goin..