Lotitude

What is Lotitude?


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1)A slight feeling of gratitude to win back money wasted on a non-jackpot lottery ticket. 2)Winning back some, but not all, money wasted on lottery games resulting in a feeling of gratitude that you did not get completely fucked by the lottery.

I had to come to work today because I didn't win the fucking lottery! But I did manage to get some lotitude.

See lottery, pissed, money, gratitude, work


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