What is Lottery?
1.
A tax on people who can't do math.
The odds of winning $1 million in the lottery are around a billion to one. Good luck. You'll need it.
2.
An idea stolen by the government from the people who ran them illegally. Many states send a percentage of lottery revenue to the public school system.
People are going to play the lottery whether is it legal on not, so why not let the government control it?
In Texas, 30% of revenue is reserved for public schools while only 7% goes to the lottery commission.
3.
False hope; a tease; an "easy way out" that can never be obtained.
Billy spent $100 on lottery tickets and didn't even win that much back.
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4.
the act of "pulling out" during unprotected sex before orgasm, quite possible resulting in the one in a million chance the female will still get pregnant
I wasn't wearing a rubber, so instead, I pulled a lottery. Hopefully she's on the pill.
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5.
Another form of taxation, brillianly thought up by the goverment to help the ever growing defecit, but only effects the stupid, Also "Tax on the stupid"
Another wonderfull person willfully donates to the U.S Goverment!
6.
(n.) 1. A satanic device invented by the government to exhort billions of dollars from the populace. It might as well just be called another tax.
"After taxes, your two billion dollars of lottery money comes to...fifty-five cents. Have a nice day." "Noooooooo!!!!!!! I HATE
CONGRESS !!!"
