Lottery Hair

What is Lottery Hair?

1.

Lottery Hair is the term applied to women who quickly attempt to transform themselves in to Dolly Parton shortly after winning the PowerBall. This generally involves an ill-fated trip to the local beauty salon, where the results are often socially catastrophic.

For example,BobbiJo says:

"Shazam! Donna sure does look purty since she won the Scratch Off's. Look how Darryl and Billy Joe are pawin' all over her!"

And Tim responds:

"Aw hell, anybody can see it's just her Lottery Hair. She's still got an ass the size of a double-wide."

See white trash, powerball, dolly parton
14

Random Words:

Death Shit
1. A bout of diarrhea so intensely painful that it almost kills you. I woke up at 3 AM and pooped so hard that I thought it would be my de..
Read more
Illegal Operation
1. Every program causes this in Windows. Explorer.exe has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down immediately. 2. If you ha..
Read more
Rusteez
1. Something really old,used,or washed-up I have to get my rusteez out of the driveway (indicating car or truck) See rusteez, rusty, rus..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free