Lottery Hair

What is Lottery Hair?


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Lottery Hair is the term applied to women who quickly attempt to transform themselves in to Dolly Parton shortly after winning the PowerBall. This generally involves an ill-fated trip to the local beauty salon, where the results are often socially catastrophic.

For example,BobbiJo says:

"Shazam! Donna sure does look purty since she won the Scratch Off's. Look how Darryl and Billy Joe are pawin' all over her!"

And Tim responds:

"Aw hell, anybody can see it's just her Lottery Hair. She's still got an ass the size of a double-wide."

See white trash, powerball, dolly parton


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