Lotto Edit Meaning

1.

the new name for the national lottery. its winner recieves the 4000000 pound coins the other succers stupidly spent on losing numbers.

i have won the lotto.

the lotto is a scam.

im going to pose as a charity and claim lotto grants.

2.

A word mostly used in games such as counter-strike that means luck. Often screamed out loud when you are beaten.

Also said as Lo2

teh fucking n00b got so much LOTTO!

3.

An idiot's 401k.

Thelma put her money in a high risk, aggressive investment even though she knew that 85 year old Haitians in this country illegally usually won the lotto, she didn't know of any other fiduciary instrument that paid such a high rate of return.