Lotto Beer

What is Lotto Beer?


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When a friend wants you to go out for a beer but you're skint so he offers to buy you a beer, but you still say no. The next week your out together and you say he has to buy you a beer because it's a beer roll-over (like the Lottery roll-over), in fact because it's a roll-over, he owes you two beers! Lotto Beer!

Friend "Hi mate coming out for a beer?"

You "Nah, I'd love to but I'm skint."

Friend "I'll buy you a beer!"

You "No it's alright, I'm staying in".

A week later in the pub together...

You "Are you gonna get me a beer?"

Friend "What? Get your own!"

You "You owe me one! You said last week you'd buy me a beer!"

Friend "What??? That was last week!!!"

You "Yeah it's a beer roll-over!"

Friend "What?"

You "You owe me a beer, so it's a beer roll-over!"

Friend "What???"

You "In fact you owe me two beers cos it's a Lotto Beer roll-over! Get 'em in!"

See beer, lotto, roll, over, owe


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