Lotto Stance

What is Lotto Stance?


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The stance that elderly (aka old) people take when scratching off their lottery tickets while you wait behind them in line at the convenience store. It consists of: One elbow on the counter, one knee touching the wall and your A$$ way up in the air!

I tripped over an old guy at the Kwik Trip this morning cause he was taking up too much space with his lotto stance.

See annoying, delusional, jerk


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