What is Louche?
1.
Any person, thing, or situation which is sketchy, shady, or undesirable.
"That guy just tried to buy me a drink with the come-on line, 'perhaps this will wet your whistle' - how louche can you get!?"
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2.
To make an anise based drink opalescent, or cloudy, by adding water.
Logan Fils louched to a mustard turd brown when mixed with a 1:4 water ratio.
3.
A loser douche.
Chris was being a louche when instead of coming over to jam, he stayed home to watch tv.
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