What is Loudonville?
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The most redneck town ever. Everyone who lives there thinks that the football team is the greatest thing to ever hit this planet but they haven't won a game in 3 years. All of the teachers at our school are about as smart as some average 5 year olds. Our marching band is more athletic than all of our sports teams combined (except our soccer team). If you ever think about coming to Loudonville, stop right now and never think this thought EVER again. If I could give a compliment to Loudonville, I wouldn't. The only source of entertainment at all in this shit of a town burnt down like a year ago. Now there is nothing but cow tipping and blowing bubbles.
Hey Johnny you wanna go to Loudonville? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Loudonville Football Team record: 0-3520.56
Loudonville Outsider: "Do you have any culture in Loudonville?"
Loudonville Resident: "What's culture?"
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A crappy shit stain of a town in Ohio that is a suburb of Perrysville. Their mark on history is when their basketball team went to state and promptly lost, because SOMEBODY didn't score any points. Their team is called the Redbirds, because the education there is so dulled down that they don't even know that a "redbird" is a cardinal, the state bird in Ohio. If there were a nuclear halocaust, and Loudonville were hit, not only would people not care, they would probably applaud because honestly...who gives a shit about the "canoeing capital of the midwest"?
Loudonville smells of a sack of buttholes.
Uhhhh derrrrr....were the Loudonville Redbirds.
If you are a male nurse, you are probably from Loudonville.
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