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When the end of a poo hangs out your sphincter ("turtle heading" or "touching cloth") for so long that it turns hard..
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Expression of much shock.
Person: omfg, Matthew Lush dyed his hair blonde >.<
Me: zomgarrzXOzz.
See shock, webspeak, zomg, omfg..
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When you sit on someones face so they can lick your ass, your sweaty balls lay on their forehead, creating a "sweaty brim"
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