What is Louis Armstrong?
1.
Amazingly talented and charismatic jazz musician, most famous throughout the 40s and 50s. Also known as
Louis Armstrong's the man. And it's pronounced Lewis, not Looey.
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2.
A musical Genious
What a wonderful world.
3.
Satchmo is the father of jazz. And the crazy uncle of hip hop.
Louis Armstrong is God.
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Another word for a rusty trombone: when a girl gives a man a rim job and reaches around to jag him off simultaneously. Very often when the woman pulls her lips off the ass, a rusty colored residue is left behind. Since Louis Armstrong was rust-colored and played a wind instrument, and a girl needs to be "arm-strong", this term is extra appropriate.
Janet gave me a Louis Armstrong last night that made me shoot my load to the far wall.
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When you're having a threesome with 2 girls and you cum into one girl's mouth, then have her raspberry it into the other girl's asshole.
"I had such a great time at that party, and afterwards, I took those two girls home and managed to pull off a Louis Armstrong."
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When in the shower one cups one's hand ovek the crack of their ass before releasing gas. Upon release, the hand is moved to allow for varying tonal control of the sounds emitted. (Like when Louis would cover the bell of the trumpet for a muted sound
I had beans last night and was able to blast out the m,elody to stardust with a Louis Armstrong this morning.
