Louisiana Bullride

What is Louisiana Bullride?


1.

The act of having sex with an over wieght to obese women, and mid-way through fornification, she goes into a diabetic shock, thus creating the effect of a bullride. This may be a desired event.

"man, when the Louisiana bullride started, i didn't even want to get the insulin injection for her... it was awesome"

See sex, fat, obese, convulsions, insulin, bull, ride, bullride

2.

As you're tonguing a she-male's gooch(or grundle)on the dryer, maneuver your body around for anal penetration, and while doing so, administer a hefty slap to his/her testicles, put the dryer on fast, and ride it out.

Works best at laundromat, or your neighbors garage.

Billy: So I was giving the Louisiana Bullride to Pat yesterday, but I forgot to put a quarter in the dryer!

Jeffy: WOAH

Billy: Yea, Pat was super pissed that it's balls weren't swinging like they should

Jeffy: You mean, no thwapping?

Billy: Bro....

See bullride, dryer, balls, gooch, grundle, anal penetration, carrot top, alabama hot pocket


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