What is Louisiana Crab Dangler?
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A sexual position in which someone performs oral sex on their partner while doing an upside down backwards crab-walk across the floor.
Dude, she gave me Louisiana Crab Dangler the whole way from the kitchen to the bedroom.
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An avowal of minimal excitement.
Yafuckinhoo, 537 on my SAT...let's go celebrate at Chucky Cheese...