Louisiana Forklift

What is Louisiana Forklift?


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Items Needed: Super Glue

A Pickup

4th person working as a

Driver

Money for Medical Attention

This happens when two guys lather their dicks with super glue, get on their knees, and then one iserts into the vagina and other into her mouth. From there the two guys lift the female while one is getting a blowjob and the other is fucking the female. (Beware may require medical assistance to end the Louisiana Forklift)

"Sally, Tim, and Steve ended up in the Emergency Room after attemping the Louisiana Forklift...doctors say Steve might lose the tip of his penis."

See louisiana, forklift, blowjob, super, glue


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